Morning Jokes

Willis is sick so he stayed home this morning while I took the boys to school. As Austin was eating breakfast and I was preparing lunch, we had a fun morning of jokes. A: What happens if a cow refuses to give you milk? Me: It explodes! J: (chimes in...) Why did da chicken cross da playground? Me: To get to the other slide! J: Yah! (runs to his piggy bank and shakes out a coin to give me for my prize) J: What happened to the cow's milk? Me: It's all gone! J: Yah! (runs and gets another coin to give me for my prize) J: How does the jelly eat the bread? (note: I am currently spreading jelly on bread for Austin's PB&J sandwich) Me: It eats it! J: Yah! (runs to get me more coins and gives me a handful of coins) J: You win a prize - anything from my bedroom! Me: Itty Bitties! J: (runs to get me an Itty Bitty) Here you can have Nemo! Let me get Dory (runs to get his Dory Itty Bitty to give to me). Me: Yay! I won the jackpot! (Jackson looks in the snack drawer as I am getting snacks to put in Austin's lunch. He says, "What's this?" as he pulls out a couple of granola bars. He keeps one and gives me another one and says I can have it) (Austin continues with jokes) A: Why did Darth Vader cross the street? Me: To get to the other side... To get to the dark side!! A: Right! A: Knock, knock W: Who's there? A: Orange W: Orange who? A: Orange you glad I didn't say apple? Me: (lol) You have to say knock, knock about the apple first. A: I did (I don't think he did) Me: (lol as I explain how to tell that joke. Austin doesn't think other people will sit through all those "apple" knock, knocks in order to get to the "orange" knock, knock.) :) A: What happens if a cow refuses to give you milk? Me: It explodes! W: I don't know, what? A: You don't get any milk. lol